Yesterday morning while looking through my underwear drawer, I find a Russian flag hidden. Now they lay claim to my underwear drawer. I’ve decided to inform Canadian officials of this finding. My only option is to stop wearing underwear. Time for Hollywood to start dreaming up some new movies starring those evil Russians planning to take over the world.

Evon Reid a black guy received an email from Aileen Siu a government of Ontario employee stating “This is the ghetto dude that I spoke to before”. If anyone is looking to hire a racist possibly you can contact Aileen Siu to make sure people know what type of company you really are. She states the email was not intended for him, of course not you racist bitch! It’s suppose to be circulated among the racists you work with. Read the rest.

Donny Deutsch had Bob Parsons on the Big Idea this evening. He recounts how he joined the military and then went to work at a steel mill and then went to school. So he decides to enroll in some college and is told he needs to pick a major, well how do I do that he asks and is told he must speak to a counselor. He looks at the long line and picks up a course book and sees that accounting is the first thing listed and decides to take it. There he goes on to become a CPA and start a software company which he sold for millions. Who said you have to think through all the choices in life, just pick the first item on the menu, the first woman you meet, the first of anything. Just pick something and GO!

This is a great story and I think we have found the next CEO for HomeDepot. Oh I forgot HomeDepot hires people who can’t do the job and then hands them 210 million dollars to show their appreciation. What was I thinking.

via 37signals.com 

Well I saw the video of Saddam’s hanging and somehow wished I didn’t. I think we have just reached a point where everything has become entertainment and slowly desensitizing ourselves to even killing. For the new year I hope YouTube disappears, I’m beginning to think the world was better off without all this stuff. They might have hanged one tyrant but the world sure has a long way to go before humanity can ever truly call ourselves civilized.

The last time I looked, the road to brand heaven didn’t go through
Harvard. In fact, they had a NO TRESPASSING sign.
Guru Mahatma Mahareshi “Mahesh” Goldberg

Ever buy something and once you arrived home decided well I’m not going to use this. Well today I bought a halogen desk light for the amazing price of $4.99. I needed something cheap just for reading. I opened up the box and looked at the extension cord with tags on it, one reading CAUTION: Risk of exposure to excessive ultraviolet radiation. Wow, not only do I get skin cancer but possibly a sunburn too. After doing some Googling I found that some organizations are recommending that manufacturers shield these products to reduce the radiation, why not ban them from being sold. I didn’t expect much from a $4.99 light but not skin cancer. If the toxic air, water and food isn’t killing us then it’s the lights too. Back to reading by candlelight, oh did I mention that burning some candles emits lead into the air LOL.

In desperation is seems Coke is giving away Coke Blak for free, okay it’s a promotion. Having already tasted the stuff it’s not something I plan on purchasing. This week I grabbed a free sample and headed for my favorite pizza place for a slice. The guy wanted to know what I wanted to drink with my slice and I showed him my bottle of Coke Blak and told him they are handing it out. He said he has a fridge full of the stuff and nobody wants it. This one will go next to the failure of New Coke. Coke is building a warehouse to accommodate all it’s failed products.